On the topic of polyamory

 When your parrot falls in love, it's called polyamorous;

When you play games with your parrot, it's called polygamous;
When your parrot leaves you, it's called polygon. ☹️
Some more thoughts on subject of love birds.

1. Everyone craves happiness. Fact.
2. If happiness equates to security, well, seeking security builds walls. Walls lead to isolation. Isolation – spawns loneliness. And that loneliness? The antithesis of happiness.
3. The real secret recipe for happiness? Let go of that 'me, myself, and I' mentality. Drop the need for security. Might sound counterintuitive, but stick with me.
4. Once you embrace the "we" over the "me", not only do you find personal happiness, but your relationships flourish, and anyone coming into your sphere can't help but feel uplifted too.
5. Now, if everyone in a relationship has mastered this art of letting go, polyamory becomes as natural as, say, your craving for midnight ice cream. 🍦
6. But mastering this art? It's a journey, or more like an inward expedition. Some take a lifetime to learn, and others... well, they're still waiting for the stars to line up.
7. Picture this: A group where everyone's let go of their egos, enjoying a wholesome, expansive connection. Sure, it would probably involve more than holding hands.
8. Essentially, polyamory, in its truest form, is for those rare gems who've dived deep into the inner quest of self-surrender.
9. Now, I'm not going to pretend – a bit of polyamory sounds appealing. But am I ready? Given I still struggle with sharing my fries, I have my doubts. 🍟😉 Fries anyone?

Keep the love flowing, everyone. And if anyone knows how to train a parrot not to fly away, DM me. Asking for a friend.